Of D&D madness

Recipe: D&D Battle Scene. Serves 3-4.

Take one playboy fighter. Add a dash of nara sorceress. Stir in a human cavalier. Shake well, adding three NPCs--a tavern owner, 2 noblemen and a witch--as you do so. Remove the tavern owner after it has steeped for 1 hour.

Add a kidnapping mystery into the mix.

Toss in between 8 to 10 vampire spawns.

Bake for 6 rounds.

Garnish around the mixture with more mystery and horror.

Enjoy.

DMs note: For the more adventurous, consider substituting the vampire spawns with vampires instead.